We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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