my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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