I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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