next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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