so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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