1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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