I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Dignity is for republicans.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
