What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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