he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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