So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
We are all done wearing pants today
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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