she smelled like a LAN party
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I smell like Dick and happiness
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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