I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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