All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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