Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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