Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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