another moral hangover. fuck.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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