no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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