You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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