Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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