I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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