I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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