I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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