we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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