She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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