Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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