Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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