i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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