brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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