i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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