You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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