at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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