Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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