been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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