don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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