It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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