I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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