is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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