he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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