me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Your penis caused this!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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