I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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