So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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