very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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