The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
party gras won. party gras always wins.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
