Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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