If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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