There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
