Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
