when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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