so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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