I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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