Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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