"it" just moved
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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