i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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