and she was petting her beer can
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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