Dual....:-)
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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