He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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