So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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