READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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