So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Randomize
